
Once upon a time
There were three bears
They enjoyed limes
In their underwear
No one knew they lived like this
After all, who really would?
These bears liked to mostly sit
More so than they mostly stood
They liked honey
and Twinkies, too
Harassing anybody
With a small amount of food
They were unconventional
As most bears never are
It was merely consequential
They drank out of mason jars
So the next time you see a bear
Don’t run and scream like crazy
If they are in their underwear
They won’t chase you; they’re much too lazy.