Unconventional Bears

 

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Once upon a time

There were three bears

They enjoyed limes

In their underwear

No one knew they lived like this

After all, who really would?

These bears liked to mostly sit

More so than they mostly stood

They liked honey

and Twinkies, too

Harassing anybody

With a small amount of food

They were unconventional

As most bears never are

It was merely consequential

They drank out of mason jars

So the next time you see a bear

Don’t run and scream like crazy

If they are in their underwear

They won’t chase you; they’re much too lazy.

 

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Author: D. A. M. Steelman

I could get through life just fine quoting heavy metal lyrics.

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